Is that a Lupee up my backside? NEWS & UPDATES

Dateline: Honkers, UT

Negotiations Update for May 13, 2011...Lupee’s Zombies continued to evade any attempt to sign a reasonable confidentiality agreement. This will allow them to retreat to full sniper mode and attempt to call into question everything NetJets does without having access to information. This is sensible safe harbor for any union, since they will then flood the company with a ridiculous number of letters that can all be answered – only with a confidentiality agreement – and then turn around and claim that the company is fully ignoring them. All the while hoping you forget that they cancelled the agreements that had been in place for YEARS. So I ask you, aviators, what does Lupee and his zombies have to hide? What have they done? Professional Flight Attendants and Maintenance Technicians don’t even behave this way – and they all have Teamsteritis.

Company safety officials to join NJASAP representatives in Dallas … NJASAP continues to twist the truth and lie by omission. In last week’s Eno-Eno-Ruof they left out one small detail that the Goose has confirmed: NetJets participants were working on their schedule and making sure the day-to-day needs of the department could be covered before committing to go, and had communicated such. What gives? Oh well, maybe the big, commodity air lines will have something to learn from how we can apply best practices in the on-demand world to our exclusive customers. Not that they are different or anything.

Pilots urged to report instances of waste … This is truly comical. How will NJASAP provide a report if they don’t meet? Can we trust our confidential information to a team that won’t agree to a basic confidentiality agreement? Will my idea be leveraged against my employer? Will my idea be used to unionize other groups – like my dues money – and actually harm my employer? Will my idea have credibility if it is carried forward by a Lipeeite? I am going to think more about the common-sense section above and the self-fulfilling prophecy section below before I give the Lupee zombies anything else besides the dues money I am legally required to provide. Yes I will call 1-800-ACP. Thanks!

Honk!

QSG