"Dear Goose Crap,
My Union Speaks for me. They will eat you alive like hungry TIGERS!"
~ Not a Fan"
Dear Not a Fan:
I am glad you pay dues so they can speak for you. This is what your tigers look like when they communicate the way they do (in their own interests), especially right after payroll has sent them the big fat dues check from all that automatic deduction stuff you do. Nice job!
Honk!
QSG
Not that they're cowardly little pussy cats or anything. It takes courage and heart to do business that's good for everyone. But I forgive you - you had no choice, right? See you at the petting zoo!
